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burdge:

i finally got around to answering this anon, and i really really really wanted to. even though it’s sloppy, i had fun. <3

it ended up a million times cheesier than how it started, i don’t know how i managed that.

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ericscissorhands:

"Some women are lost in the fire. Some women are built from it."

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killsmedead:

nerdismyhobby:

so-many-frequencies:

loweryi:

crowbegottenbatman:

loweryi:

crowbegottenbatman:

the word “sabotage” is p much short for “fucking shit up with a wooden shoe”

what

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fucking shit up with a wooden shoe

oh my god

well wooden shoe look at that

I’M FUCKING CRYING AT THAT PUN BE MY FRIEND PLEASE 

Kim Cattral delivers a line about this in Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country, and somehow that never fails to make me laugh.

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thecrimsonalchemist:

straight white guys more like

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upallnightogetloki:

evil-bones-mccoy:

"she shouldn’t have worn that skirt to the frat party."

"yeah, well, archduke franz ferdinand shouldn’t have been wandering around sarajevo in an open-top car, so i guess he was asking to be murdered, too."

I love how it always comes back to Archduke Franz Ferdinand…

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timefold:

when the teacher asks you to answer the question because you weren’t paying attention but you know the answer

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  • Brazil: we came out to have a good time and hones-[Germany scores again]
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moriartyisaprincess:

mu5icliz:

50shadesoffrey:

fatkidinmath:

letsjustpretendimhot:

what if you could hear boners

like a text notification

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If i did not watch this show, it would look like sexual tension between three men

if you did watch the show, it would look like sexual tension between three men

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elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

tffnyblws:

theyoungveinsvevo:

*does laundry but like in a punk way*

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*does laundry but in a musical theatre way*

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Die Mannschaft & World Cup records (8th July, 2014)

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  • salazar: hey everyone just wanted your opinion on something
  • helga: shoot
  • salazar: okay what if we get giant versions of our house symbols
  • rowena: what
  • salazar: like godric would have a giant lion chilling out somewhere and rowena would have a big canary
  • rowena: its an eagle
  • salazar: okay whatever
  • godric: i dont think uh
  • salazar: it cant be too hard to find a huge badger
  • godric: okay dude wtf no this is ridiculous absolutely no giant house symbols
  • salazar: oh um okay because i kind of uh
  • helga:
  • rowena:
  • godric:
  • salazar:
  • helga: what did you do
  • salazar: NOTHING
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